In September 1997, I woke up with a black tongue. Which, of course, could mean only one thing: Cancer. After a cursory and disgusting survey of black tongues online, I discovered that I simply had a reaction to bismuth from the night before. Though I’d been hanging with the web since 1994, that was the day I fell in love.

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  1. Jon Says:

    Hilarious. I can understand why you’d love the web.

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